things are never free in manhattan...or is there?

this morning, i had yet another visit to my one of two dentists (yes, i'm one of THOSE people who have more than a doctor...i have TEAMS of doctors!) who decided that my REAL TOOTH (RT) behind the IMPLANTED TEETH (IT) need to have the fillings re-done so that the IT will not have a big gape between the RT & IT. i was really miserable: not just because there was another procedure (and of course, BIGGGGG needle filled with novocain) but because it'll be one more bill to pay...which i haven't finished paying. then he said "free of charge." i was like WHA???? what's THAT? "FREE OF CHARGE"!

see, i told you...i'm always being "taken care of..." by the BIG GUY UP THERE! (BGUT). i dunno why i'm capitalizing everything. i think i'm still NUMB.